Coke has No Sense of Humor
My continuing plans to torment Coke do not fair well. In an attempt to be completely honest, I sent them this:
Would this have been a more effective query:
Please send me free Diet Vanilla Coke. You can't sell it anyway. You might as well send me some free. I will give it a good home and love it, until I pour it into my gaping maw!
I'm just wondering.
They reponded:
Thank you for contacting our website, Mr. Ryan. We appreciate your interest in The Coca-Cola Company.
Your comments are appreciated and will be shared with the appropriate management.
If you have additional questions or comments, please visit our website again.
Janice
Industry and Consumer Affairs
The Coca-Cola Company
What I find interesting is that it is clearly a form letter, like the last response, but is different from it. Either an algorithm determines the response, or a person had to pick a response. It almost makes me want to test what will come back from them if I send different queries.
