Aarrgghh!!

Vehix.com

Vehix.com

It's the first time I've ordered a cockpunchin' on a company, but they deserve it. Why? The commercials. They claim that they allows you to do the things you wish you could do in real life to car advertisements. A lot of them are dumb, but the dumbest is the one where the woman squats and spins in the car. Finally it switches to her perspective and you see she's doing one of those 360 views of the car. It begs the question: WHO WANTS TO DO THAT? Additionally it has a 10 note theme that gets stuck your head, and they play it constantly.

I would like to gather the people at Vehix.com and their ad company together in a circle. Then I would get in the center, and tell them I have something to tell them. They would come in closer, and I would squat and spin, and cockpunch, or 'gina chop' (don't want to be sexist) them in turn.

'Cause that's something I've always wanted to do in real life.

 

August 9, 2005 Posted by Terrence Ryan at 11:36 PM

Who Needs A Cockpunchin' ?,



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I HATE vehix.com commercials!!


Posted by: Phil at August 15, 2005 11:53 AM

Aarrgghh Guy! I'm glad I'm not alone on this.




Posted by: Terrence Ryan at August 15, 2005 12:04 PM

Tell me how this phrase makes you feel:

"Can I see it again in Red?"


Posted by: MoreGooder at December 17, 2005 1:47 PM

Oh, be sure to remember the 5 note repeated Da da da da da, da da da da, ad nausium, for about 30 seconds before that phrase. Gaud, I could've written a better commercial with 90 % fewer brain cells required to chew gum.


Posted by: MoreGooder at December 17, 2005 1:51 PM

Aarrgghh Guy! Brad all you said is true. Months later, I'm still cockpunchin' mad.




Posted by: Terrence Ryan at December 17, 2005 9:31 PM

Have you noticed in the Vehix ad where the guy picks the car out of the machine using the grab. He picks up a ford focus, yet when the car he's selected comes down behind him its something else not a Focus. Wow how sloppy was that ad production


Posted by: Gary Loader at January 9, 2006 10:55 AM

That is the funniest thing i've ever read. I have never laughed so hard in my life. I still can't think about cock punching or gina chopping without laughing! NOW EVERYONE GO OUT AND BUY EVERYONE YOU KNOW A BRAND NEW FORD CAR TRUCK SUV OR VAN!!!


Posted by: Hugh Smulson at January 8, 2007 5:50 PM

Your commercials:

Over and over and over again, all day, all night. I am so sick of them I can tell you that I despise TV when your commercials begin. And, because of that I would not ever go to Vehix.com in search of a vehicle. Not ever.

There are three commercials; one with the young kid in a car going through a car wash; a car full of young people pulling up at a "country" road intersection and they all change seats before the light turns green; and commercial with the dog in the convertible with sun glasses on.

Often times the commercials occur back to back; we have to sit through a "double hit" of those damn vehix.com commercials. They are moronic, well beyond annoying and "we" are damn tired of them.

Please get rid of them!!!!!


Posted by: Richard Fontes at February 27, 2007 3:16 AM

i dont know what the hell this website is for???? plz keep me posted.. thank u all u crouchpunkers


Posted by: juan at March 1, 2007 2:22 AM

ola como estan?? me llamo juanetta.. yo quero saber para que es esta pinche "website"??? yo creo que son puros idiotas... munchas gracias.. con amor - tu caca what is??


Posted by: juanetta at March 1, 2007 2:25 AM

hi>> i just wanted to say to "juan" and "caca what is" that yall need to mind yor own beesness and go back to where ever yall came from cuz yall dont belong here ill tell u what!?!?!?!?! as for muah im going to call yall on the peace officers wit much love -billy jones frijolero


Posted by: frijolero at March 1, 2007 2:30 AM

Why can't you guys just give the information thats asked for about cars without having to know my life and finacial history. Who said I even wanted to buy a car in the next year...Just maybe all I want is Information, I'am just trying to do a fact finding search! Is that not OK? If I wanted to buy right now or much later, isn't it my choice to tell you that, and not the other way around? You have your sites set up so that, I can't just find answeres to my questions. Frankly you have shut me down with so many personal questions. That are none of your buisness! So I just backed out and left your site. You Just Lost Me!


Posted by: Barbara Barger at April 9, 2007 2:28 PM

The Vehix.com commercial with the dog in sunglasses is about the worst I've ever seen. That's suposed to be hysterical that you put goggles on a dog? The commercial certainly seems to think so, with it's beyond stupid "ruff ruff" music. Not is it not humerous, but dogs sure don't like being dressed up in people accessories. I have never hated a commercial so much.


Posted by: Paul S. Kontaratos at April 30, 2007 9:01 AM

Worst commerical ever is the one where the dad and kid are in the car wash and the dad looks like a molester and the kid is being held hostage!! The song in the background is so creepy too. Vehix.com by far has the worst commercials, their PR should be fired asap!!!! I'm sure you all would agree!!! hahahaahh


Posted by: Jennifer at May 23, 2007 1:34 PM

I have been wanting to do this for some time, and now that I am here, I want to say triple for every remark that I have reviewed. I suppose you folks at Vehix think it is great that we are doing this, but I am disgusted with the stupid commercials we have to sit through.


Posted by: ceil lewonchuk at May 31, 2007 1:55 PM

throw in an extra cockpunch and gina chop for me ive found a bunch of sites with better info and thats easier to use than vehix.com and the other sites dont make you sit through there damn commercials


Posted by: brandon at September 2, 2007 11:30 PM

I like the one with www.MidTnAUTOS.com in it its hallairious. I think the dealership is in Smyrna Tennessee just outside Nashville. i dont like the vehix commercials, but the cra dealership sell many repos direct to the public and has great prices.


Posted by: Michael at September 9, 2007 9:11 PM

This is the worst commercial on tv. They quit showing them for awhile, and we were relieved but now they brought them back and they're just as irritating as before. I change the channel or mute the tv.


Posted by: Sherry at November 4, 2007 6:41 PM

Wad the heck is youse guys talkin 'bout? I luuuuuuv Vehix,com. They are soooo helpful. They don't deserve no coRkpunchin or gina choppin. They gives you gooood info that you need. You should be thankful that they are sooooooooo generous wit their facts, prices, pictures. So, stop all dis bickerin and get on your knees and thank that big sales rep in the sky that you have Vehix to hep you find an arteomobeel. Love 'em or leave 'em.


Posted by: Leon at December 3, 2007 10:53 PM

I hate when they say " you can literally take a test drive" how can you LITERALLY take a test drive through the computer!! Thats imposible. I HATE That comercial!!


Posted by: Mei Tai Tai at May 28, 2008 8:15 AM

I HATE the commercial with the horse face girl acting like her dad bought her a 20000$ car. commercial is so dam cheesy, corny, and badly BADLY acted! I cringe when i hear this typical ugly bitch start raving and screeching about her daddy's 20k$ pride in visiting a freaking website. Has female intellect really been so degraded and demoralized that any "she", is awarded a "cookie" for every half thought out, mildly planned research concerning personal life budget and management? This is a terribly sad, hypocritical commercial for a gender that is so easy to claim sexism.


Posted by: Dan at June 4, 2008 1:46 PM

You people need to lighten up!! It's just a damn commercial. Sorry to say, but that "Head On" is the most annoying commercial, but, I'm not all mad about it. You people must not have anything better to do. You sound like miserable old folks who complain about everything. Commercials are supposed to be light hearted, don't take it so serious. If you don't like it, change the damn channel! You people are so negative and scrutinize everything. Stop bitchin about a commercial. Grow up.


Posted by: Trish Trimble at September 18, 2008 9:52 AM

HEY miss TRIMble: Have you ever noticed that when you change the channel to get rid of the damn add there it is again on another channel.


Posted by: ranger94 at November 7, 2008 4:26 PM

The Vehix commercial with the two lovely yet retarded girls that are totaly thrilled to chant and slap their friggin hands has to be the stupidest one. YEA!!!


Posted by: Steve at June 23, 2009 7:31 PM

If I see that damn commercial with those two flakey broads one more time - I will literally scream!! They are coming back to back!! Such evil thoughts those two bring to my mind! :-) They saved a bundle on advertising with THAT one!


Posted by: Kellye at July 22, 2009 7:25 PM

I HATE THOSE TWO GIRLS WHO ARE BEHAVING LIKE 14 YEAR OLD CHILDREN, WHEN THEY COME ON I MUTE OR CHANGE THE CHANNEL. THE BRUNETTE IS THE WORST, I AM BRUNETTE, SHE DISGRACE BRUNETTTE WOMEN EVERYWHERE. HATE IT, THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I HAVE EVER DONE THIS . I JUST HAD TO DO THIS. I AM GLAD I AM NOT ALONE ON THIS, THAT DOES GIVE ME SOME COMFORT. JULIE


Posted by: julie at July 25, 2009 5:52 PM

everytime those two girls start singing and clapping, it's a race to the remote control to change the channel or mute...please remove...it's so disgusting!


Posted by: judy soyez at August 31, 2009 10:37 AM

I purposely did a search online to see if anyone else found those 2 girls on the vehix commercial ANNOYING! I'm so glad I'm not alone! I cannot get their stupid "yea" and giggling out of my head!!!


Posted by: Crystal at September 12, 2009 11:37 PM

Those girls in the ad, this is the most irritating commercial I have ever heard or seen


Posted by: Gerry at September 16, 2009 1:27 PM

I love the commercial with the two girls. The blond is triple fine!! It makes my day.I even recorded it.For some reason,girls don't like this commercial.Maybe they feel threatened? I drive a different type of car than Vehix.com offers, but if I were to buy a used car,I would get it from Vehix.com based solely on the the fact that the blond is the hottest girl on the planet.

The bass line in the beat behind the words is an awsome bass line.


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