Off to my Doom
I'm off to Long Island today. My parents are meeting Janice's mother. I don't want to go. Janice doesn't want to go. I think deep down my father doesn't want to go. But according to my mother, "It's just something you have to do." I know plenty of couples where that isn't true.
So Janice and I will be looking for ways to get out of it. If for some reason I end up in the hospital, it's not an accident, Janice got desperate, please send help. Of course I'm kidding, except I'm not. Send help! I think she heard me typing!
