Dear God, what is that thing?
My girlfriend does synchronized skating, and occasionally I get sucked into that world. I've gotten pretty used to it, however this weekend I saw something that disturbed the shit out of me. Luckily I captured an image of it. I can only describe it as an anthropomorphic chicken clown. Yes, an anthropomorphic chicken clown. Be afraid.
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the only thing more scary than a mascot chicken is a clown. The only thing more scary than a clown is a mascot chicken dressed as a clown. Hide the children. Set phasers on kill.
What's even scarier is that it was on skates. Meaning it was capable of high velocity had blades for feet. It was a disturbing chicken clown of death.
Posted by: Craig at January 19, 2005 12:57 PM