Aarrgghh!!

Koyaanisqatsi

I saw it for the first time tonight. I hated, hated, hated this movie. All form, no substance. And don't give me that "It's a deep message about the environment." It's pretentious nonsense, and I hate you for even defending it.

It's scored by Phillip Glass, so I should have known. Although, the score does include a song where the title is sung repeated for a 5 minute stretch, so I guess I can't criticize the music that much.

All in all, this seemed less a real movie, than a fake movie that would be displayed in a movie or sitcom as an example of a pretentious movie.


April 15, 2004 Posted by Terrence Ryan at 11:00 PM

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I'm generally a happy person, and I believe in live and let live. And I want any artist to express themselves how they see fit.

But if I hate any piece of art, there's no way I want to hear someone persuade to me that I should go see it because it's "Good for me". You know what? Cod oil is good for me, but I'm not going out there every day and drinking fish fat. Listening to P. Glass's "score" to "The Hours" made me want to claw my eyes out.... with a rusty knife... that was heated to a red-hot luster. Because then, I wouldn't be focussing on P. Glass's score. And that would make me happy...

And that is the reason why I will never, ever watch Koyaanisqatsi.


Posted by: Mike at April 16, 2004 2:49 PM

Aarrgghh Guy! No dude you should totally see it. If nothing else for that moment about three minutes into to it where you realize that it is just going to be image (and frankly they were sell shot images) after image, without content.




Posted by: Terrence Ryan at April 16, 2004 3:25 PM

Hey, found my way here via a crosslink to the 48 Hour Film festival information in my blog.

I saw the comment on Koyaanisqatsi and tend to agree about this movie and it's counterparts. This is mainly about the visuals... it really is to be considered art more than a movie. I see this playing in an art museum, not my big screen.

By the way, my director for the 48 Hour film festival project owns it and encouraged me to watch it... I will tell him about this site so he can come defend himself, then you can flame him ;-)

Thanks, Taz


Posted by: Taz Lake at June 28, 2004 5:07 PM

my way here via a crosslink to the 48 Hour Film festival information in my blog. I saw the comment on Koyaanisqatsi and tend to agree about this movie and it's counterparts. This is mainly about the visuals... it really is to be considered art more than a movie. I see


Posted by: warehouse at September 14, 2007 2:38 AM

I respect your opinion, but I can't see why you don't like Koyaanisqatsi? It gives you an overview of mans idiocracy, shown in a minimalistic way: pictures and music. I now hate you for calling it pretentious nonsense, and I'm sorry you that you can't see the brilliance in films that doesn't necesarrily got Rambo running around, killing people...

Sorry for any misspelling that might occur, but I'm just a school kid from Denmark - who enjoys Koyaanisqatsi.


Posted by: Marius at January 29, 2008 4:30 AM

I respect your opinion, but I can't see why you don't like Koyaanisqatsi? It gives you an overview of mans idiocracy, shown in a minimalistic way: pictures and music. I now hate you for calling it pretentious nonsense, and I'm sorry you that you can't see the brilliance in films that doesn't necesarrily got Rambo running around, killing people...

Sorry for any misspelling that might occur, but I'm just a school kid from Denmark - who enjoys Koyaanisqatsi. And you would'nt run around, flaming a 13-yearold dane for having defended the picture you clearly haven't understood, would you?


Posted by: Marius at January 29, 2008 4:34 AM

Sorry for the doublepost. My connection sucks...


Posted by: Marius at January 29, 2008 4:36 AM

I have to say, I agree with your basic assessment of this waste of film.

I know the artsy fartsy defenders say "you just don't get it" Really? Seriously? 30 seconds in and I fucking get it already!

How daft do you have to be to NOT get it when the director sledgehammers a fairly simple and naive point home for over an hour?

Nature is beautiful and humans suck. But there's hope if we all watch pretentious crap films and call them brilliant.

It's like a mental marathon of tediousness. Only that's unfair to marathons. At least they go from one place to another. It's more like running in place.

Bottom line: An hour plus of my life that I can't get back.


Posted by: Hamstur at May 23, 2008 7:25 PM

I agree with everyone but the Danish school kid, and to his suprise, I have no problem "flaming" some one because he's a young foreign idiot. I understood Koyaanisqatsi twice as well as any thirteen year old, and I am not going to defend it because "it's the intellectual thing to do." Let's get right down to it. This film did not open my eyes to anything new or enlighten my weathered mind in any way. I'll even go so far as to say that the points made in this movie aren't anything that even an alcoholic in a trailer park hasn't pondered some time in his life.You might as well watch an old man in a red leisure suit repeat "The grass is green and the sky is blue" for an hour and a half. I'll even humor Marius for a second and say that Koyaanisqatsi is a mind-blowing movie that throws out great ideas that haven't been pondered since the time of Socrates. I'm enlightened. What should I do now? Should I build an army of like-minded followers to kill everyone who is destroying our world and then go live in the woods and wear buckskin? Quite frankly, anyone who praises this movie and claims that it has changed his life is a hypocrite, unless he decides to separate himself from modern human society. I know the creators of Koyaanisqatsi haven't done this, and I have a good idea, little Danish child, that you have no intention of doing it either. I look forward to a day when people use logic and think for themselves instead of following the trendy crowd. I doubt that I'll be there to see it, though.


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